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marauders4evr:

white-fang-adam:

Can we just have every superhero react like that?

"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"

"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?" 

"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"

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pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

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y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

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shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

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miss-nerdgasmz:

roachpatrol:

clintbarttons:

where do i sign up to become an amazon

where do i sign up to date one

#where do I sign up for both

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thenotsonationalzoo:

YES THIS SHOW WILL BE ON NETFLIX TOMORROW

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